[IC Contact Post]

[screwloose]

Hello, you have reached Stein's private line, but I'm away from the phone or my hands are dirty and I can't pick up at the moment.

If this is an emergency, please hang up and call 42-42-564, ask for Death Scythe, and tell him why you need me. I'm sure my senpai would be happy to handle your emergency for you or locate me if he can't.

If this is not an emergency, please leave your name, number, and major symptoms after the beep and I will return your call as soon as I am able.

Have a great day!



((The phone only has text and voice mail capabilities right now, and a crude camera. He'll probably improve it over time, but he threw this together in half an hour))

Comments

[text]

[screwloose]

I'd say so. Who's trying to get her to do that?

[text] 1/2

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Hold up lemme find her text; I'm really awful with names.

[text]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Know a guy named Justin?

[text]

[screwloose]

Yes... he's a Death Scythe. He's supposed to be on our side.

[text]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

In fairness, it was during the virus so maybe that had something to do with it? As a scientist, I think you shouldn't jump to conclusions. But as a father, I think you should go kick his ass.

[text]

[screwloose]

I'm not jumping to any conclusions, trust me. But I do think we need to find Justin. He's dropped out of sight, other than his presence on the community, and that worries me.

[text]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Well at least we've sort of got a lead now! I'm really tired of roughing it, so hey, if we can turn him into a scapegoat, the ancient Greeks would be proud.

[text]

[screwloose]

I don't plan on accusing him of anything without proof, William.

[text]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was worried you were going to say something like that. If there was proof someone else would have found it by now.

[text]

[screwloose]

I know, but Justin's one of my colleagues. What do you suggest I do, bring his head back and tell everyone he was the one? No one would believe that, anyway. I'd just wind up accused of two murders.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Pull a Regene and record his ass doing something he wouldn't want other people to see? I don't know.

[text]

[screwloose]

It's a thought. I just need to find him first.

[text]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Off we go into the wild blue yonder, then?

[text]

[screwloose]

Basically, since I have no clue where he is. But I know where he's supposed to be, so I guess we start there.

[text]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Ugh, with all this double-crossing going on, it's like I'm on the wrong side of Wesker. How much farther are you going to make me walk?

[text]

[screwloose]

Shouldn't be much more, now.

[text]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Why do I get the feeling you'd say that even if we had to walk to the other end of the earth?

[text]

[screwloose]

Why do I get the feeling you'd complain even if all we had to do was cross the street.

[text]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Why do I get the feeling you're making fun of me, you jerk.

[text]

[screwloose]

Because you're not a complete idiot.

[text]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Gee thanks.

[text]

[screwloose]

Come on, you love it when I tease you.

[text]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

And you love it when I pretend to fight back.

[text]

[screwloose]

You're so right.

[text]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I think we'd be a rather boring pair otherwise.