"Then I'd like to find out a date to deliver the baby on. No matter who I go to I want to know when I should do it," he responded, glancing around the room. It didn't exactly feel like a hospital, but he could always duck out if he didn't like it.

"I know the day I conceived since I didn't have any sex for months before or after that," he added. He didn't want to go into much more detail than that and didn't see why it would be necessary.